{"product_id":"sassy-dog-lover-laminated-vinyl-sticker-funny-dog-sayings-approx-3-inch","title":"Sassy Dog Lover Laminated Vinyl Sticker, Funny Dog Sayings, Approx. 3 Inch","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour dog has opinions. So do you. Choose a funny dog lover sticker with a little attitude, from gossiping with your dog to letting everyone know whose opinion actually matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePRICE \u0026amp; WHAT YOU RECEIVE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e$3 for ONE physical sticker in the design you select. The group photo shows available choices; it is not a complete sticker pack. No digital download. Props are not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Printed vinyl sticker with a laminate layer\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Approximately 3 inches on the longest side; proportions vary by design\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Die-cut shape with a white border\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Suitable for decorating clean, smooth indoor surfaces such as laptop lids and notebook covers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCHOOSE YOUR DESIGN\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e1. Talk Shit - Text: My Dog \u0026amp; I Talk Shit About You - typography\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2. Talk Shit - Dogs: My Dog and I Talk Shit About You - golden dog illustration\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3. My Dog Likes Me: My Dog Likes Me. Your Opinion Is Irrelevant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4. If My Dog Dislikes You: If My Dog Doesn't Like You, Neither Do I\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e5. Gossip With My Dog: Sorry, Gotta Get Home to Gossip With My Dog\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHOW TO ORDER\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSelect your design from the dropdown, choose the quantity, and add it to your cart. To order different designs, add each selection separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAPPLICATION \u0026amp; CARE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eClean and dry the surface before applying. Peel the backing, position the sticker, and press from the center outward. For best results, keep it away from prolonged moisture, soaking, dishwashers, and outdoor exposure. Adhesion can vary on textured surfaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePLEASE NOTE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eColors may look slightly different across screens and lighting. Refer to the original product photographs for the actual sticker appearance. Styled mockups illustrate placement; props are not included. Some artwork was developed with AI assistance and produced as physical stickers by Sit Happens Training \u0026amp; Trading Co.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sit Happens Training \u0026 Trading Co","offers":[{"title":"Talk Shit - Text","offer_id":67676844425515,"sku":"STICK-2-1","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Talk Shit - Dogs","offer_id":67676844458283,"sku":"STICK-2-2","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"My Dog Likes Me","offer_id":67676844491051,"sku":"STICK-2-3","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"If My Dog Dislikes You","offer_id":67676844523819,"sku":"STICK-2-4","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gossip With My Dog","offer_id":67676844556587,"sku":"STICK-2-5","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/8009\/4251\/files\/sit-happens-stickers-1-original.jpg?v=1791301976","url":"https:\/\/www.sithappensco.com\/products\/sassy-dog-lover-laminated-vinyl-sticker-funny-dog-sayings-approx-3-inch","provider":"Sit Happens Training and Trading Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}