{"product_id":"sarcastic-laminated-vinyl-sticker-funny-adult-antisocial-sayings-approx-3-inch","title":"Sarcastic Laminated Vinyl Sticker, Funny Adult \u0026 Antisocial Sayings, Approx. 3 Inch","description":"\u003cp\u003eLow social battery, strong opinions, and a sense of humor about both. Pick your favorite sarcastic sticker for a laptop, notebook, or another clean, smooth indoor surface.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePRICE \u0026amp; WHAT YOU RECEIVE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e$3 for ONE physical sticker in the design you select. The group photo shows available choices; it is not a complete sticker pack. No digital download. Props are not included.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Printed vinyl sticker with a laminate layer\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Approximately 3 inches on the longest side; proportions vary by design\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Die-cut shape with a white border\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Suitable for decorating clean, smooth indoor surfaces such as laptop lids and notebook covers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCHOOSE YOUR DESIGN\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e1. Fresh Out of Fucks: Fresh Out of Fucks - fuel gauge\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2. Both Be Wrong: I'd Agree With You, But Then We'd Both Be Wrong\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3. Unavailable: Unavailable - emotionally committed to staying home\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4. Not Arguing: I'm Not Arguing. I'm Explaining Why I'm Right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHOW TO ORDER\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSelect your design from the dropdown, choose the quantity, and add it to your cart. To order different designs, add each selection separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAPPLICATION \u0026amp; CARE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eClean and dry the surface before applying. Peel the backing, position the sticker, and press from the center outward. For best results, keep it away from prolonged moisture, soaking, dishwashers, and outdoor exposure. Adhesion can vary on textured surfaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePLEASE NOTE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eColors may look slightly different across screens and lighting. Refer to the original product photographs for the actual sticker appearance. Styled mockups illustrate placement; props are not included. Some artwork was developed with AI assistance and produced as physical stickers by Sit Happens Training \u0026amp; Trading Co.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sit Happens Training \u0026 Trading Co","offers":[{"title":"Fresh Out of Fucks","offer_id":67676850782507,"sku":"STICK-6-1","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Both Be Wrong","offer_id":67676850815275,"sku":"STICK-6-2","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unavailable","offer_id":67676850848043,"sku":"STICK-6-3","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Not Arguing","offer_id":67676850880811,"sku":"STICK-6-4","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1021\/8009\/4251\/files\/sit-happens-stickers-5-original.jpg?v=1791302016","url":"https:\/\/www.sithappensco.com\/products\/sarcastic-laminated-vinyl-sticker-funny-adult-antisocial-sayings-approx-3-inch","provider":"Sit Happens Training and Trading Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}